June 12, 2015

Recent Yelp Reviews from My Bird Feeder

Cardinal - dead tree, MI (April 3, 2015)
I waited ages for this place to reopen. Decent food and quiet location. You’ll find bugs on a good day. Not a bad spot.

Black-Capped Chickadee - telephone pole, MI (April 9, 2015)

There’s nothing wrong with the food, but the atmosphere is a joke. The upside down bottle of seed on an old soap tray is so pretentious. What is this, Cloud Cuckoo-Land? Give me a pinecone covered in peanut butter any day.

House Sparrow - drainpipe, MI (April 17, 2015)

There seems to be a woman inside staring at everyone who comes in to eat. Isn’t there a registry for this sort of thing? Gave me the willies.

Robin - pine tree, MI (April 22, 2015)

If you want a hole-in-the wall dining experience that isn’t an actual hole in the wall, this is it.

Starling - attic eaves, MI (May 16, 2015)

Food is stellar, but every so often the owner’s dog walks by one of the windows and freaks everybody out. Keep your dogs inside where they belong!

Grackle - other pine tree, MI (June1, 2015)

The perching situation needs to be resolved. I circled for almost three minutes and couldn’t find a space. Not worth it.

Hummingbird - cottonwood, MI (June 9, 2015)

Nectarians beware: nothing here for a seed-free diet. More menu options please!

Golden-Winged Warbler - crack in roof, FL (June 12, 2015)

My husband and I stop here every summer! Good food, fast service, and hardly anybody knows about it--one of our secrets!

Thrush - bent willow, MI (June 13, 2015)

My meal was really dry. No water served; prepare to BYOB.

Red-Winged Blackbird - I-94 underpass, MI (June 16, 2015)

I was going to eat here yesterday, but I saw a mother bird feeding her babies and got too grossed out.

Squirrel - neighbor’s porch, MI (June 19, 2015)

What, no corn?

Blue Jay - maple tree, MI (June 20, 2015)

What’s with the tiny portions? Just because I am a bird, I’m supposed to eat like one? I left a message to make sure the owner knew what I thought about her fat shaming.

Veery - redbud, MI (June 20, 2015)

Pretty sure the poop on the facade is a health code violation. Food was good, though.

Bumblebee - mailbox, MI (June 22, 2015)

JUST A FRONT FOR PREDATORS KEEP YOUR LARVAE INSIDE

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