Sarah: What is this about, now?
Bacon: Madagascar broke from India and Africa, so everything there evolved specifically to suit the island. All the wildlife was marooned. There are species there that don't live anywhere else.
Sarah: Like the Kardashians?
Bacon: No, like the giant mongoose.
Sarah: Dude. I've seen a mongoose. It was the size of a ferret. That shit is a bearcat.
Bacon: It's just really big and superadapted.
Sarah: Into a bear-nosed giant sloth.
Bacon: ...-Lion.
Sarah: See? Mongoose my balls.
David Attenborough: "A still greater predator lurks in the marshes."
Sarah: The hippotiger!
Bacon: The crocobat!
Sarah: Eh. It's just a lemur. Doing... Tai Chi.
Bacon: Nothing is normal there. Nothing.
Sarah: Seriously, it's like the wild kingdom version of Lord of the Flies. Two ton ferrets!
Bacon: The fish swim upside down!
Sarah: No they--oh my god, they do. And they're blind.
Bacon: And the lemurs eat plants full of cyanide. And live!
Sarah: I feel like there's a cure for everything on that island. Plus vanilla.
Bacon: Which is a cure for ice cream.
Sarah: And unsweetened catbears.
Bacon: I wonder if the mongooses eat the fish, or just the lemurs.
Sarah: It's part bear, it'll eat anything. It'd eat you.
Bacon: Bacon doesn't go with fish.
Sarah: It goes with scallops, though. And shrimp.
Bacon: Those aren't fish, those are sea insects.
Sarah: Delicious sea insects.
Bacon: Icky sea monsters.
Sarah: Yes, I do believe that old-timey maps had pictures of shrimps in the margins.
Bacon: Yarr, Thar be scallops herrrre!
Sarah: Are you sure you were looking at a map, and not a Long John Silver's menu?
Bacon: Well, there was a pirate on it.
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