April 27, 2009

Monday Musings

Why wasn't the Journey tour with the new frontman billed as "A Perryless Journey"?

There are at least twelve different shades of white nail polish, and they are all scary as hell.

Sometimes kicky, self-help portmanteux are cute--like manscaping, or tanorexic. Sometimes, Millionaire Matchmaker, they are an epic fail. 'Manelry' is not a word, and is not even a viable fake word, so stop it. Also, stop with the Terri Irwin pink lipstick. And the bangs. And the show.

There is no such thing as "a quick weeding." You pull one weed, you've committed yourself for at least an hour, and will pull muscles the marathon never touched.

Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno might be the greatest thing I have ever seen. It's like if PBS and Mummenschanz had a randy Italian baby. In 20 years, this is the new segment that they'll be showing on Sesame Street.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mummenschanz? I'm going to have to go back to therapy just thinking about them... Creeptastic.
G

Anonymous said...

I am totally taking credit for Green Porno, because you were very meh about it when I first showed you.

Also, Millionaire Matchmaker is entertaining. Get. Over. It.

Anonymous said...

oh, that last one was me.

give me a break, it's 5 am.

Jackie

Sarah Beedoo said...

I was less than impressed with the Spider one, but the Bee just makes it. And the fact that it's Isabella Freakin' Rossellini.

Millionaire Matchmaker is sad and horse-shaped. I might even get down with that if she didn't bore me with her therapy sessions where she talks about the journey of her healing inner light or whatever.