March 20, 2009

I got soul, but I'm not a soldier... What?

A few recs and specs from this week's goings-on:

Firefox. I am now on the hip, with-it bandwagon, in no small part because my beautiful website is beautiful again. Oh, the days and nights spent tinkering with code, wondering why spaces appeared where no commands were given. Of course, the thing read beautifully in Firefox and Safari—even Macs know browsing better than Bill Gates. Internet Explorer made me doubt myself. Internet Explorer is dead to me.

The Kindle 2. All book lovers must be having this dilemma; we love books for the smell and the pages and the sheer bookiness, and at the end of the day, the Kindle is a soulless piece of machinery. Put simply: it’s an iPod for books. The pro/con list is like Bobby Riggs vs. Billie Jean King: It’s so many books at once! [thock!] Actually it’s no books. [thock!] You can get newspapers on it! [thock!] If you subscribe, which you don’t. [thock!] You can load it with 200 books at once, for traveling! [thock!] If you pay for them, yeah. [thock!] You can get library books on it! [thock!] Yeah, but you can’t put them on the shelf. [wiff!] Love, dammit! LOVE! Does anyone have one? Can I touch it?

Rhinestone. Dolly Parton. Stallone. Singing. DOLLY PARTON. STALLONE. SING. ING. I don’t know what else I can say.

Trader Joe’s Extra-Dry Moisturizing Cream. I feel slightly uncomfortable using a lotion that calls itself A Midsummer Night’s Cream—apparently nobody at TJ HQ has a mind as dirty as mine—but this lotion is amazing. They swear it’s unscented, but there’s a hint of aloe and lemon; it’s not overpowering, and doesn’t leave you all sticky (misnomer #2). It’s perfect for the pre-spring dryness, can be used on hands and post-shaven legs, and fits nicely into the current economy’s Aveeno gap. I have several lotions in a rotation on my bedside table,* but the lightness of this one makes it perfect for everyday use without the vaguely medicinal Eucerin tang most winter lotions carry.

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra. If you haven’t seen this spoof of 1950s horror flicks, you need to rectify that shit right now. On a budget of about a thousand dollars, ten people managed to make a hilarious and oddly compelling monster movie that addresses all the clich├ęs of the genre, but clearly loves it all the same. As an added bonus, it is quotable from start to finish. “Rowr!”

The Killers. This is one of those bands I really like, but feel like I shouldn't. Not because they're mainstream or dress like faux-irreverent hipster douches, but because I don't know if the lyrics are brilliant or they’re just bullshitting me. I mean, ‘my sign is vital / my hands are cold’? I should hate that. They start all 'on my knees, it's killing me,' blah, and then they go all 'rebel diamonds cut out of the sun,' and I don't know what to think. Just because the lyrics are simple doesn't make them lazy (just ask Neil Diamond; that man did a lot with a little), and when they're trite, they're usually only trite three words at a time. At worst, they're the prime years of U2 minus the Irish bombing references (which is great, if they skip their 'Vertigo' phase). But at best, they could be Depeche Mode. Reach out and touch faith, Killers—I put Human on my iPod, and I don’t want to regret that.

* Mostly sad, streaky bottles of flavors past that are no longer available (which may be for the best, because Bath and Body Works still made Rice Flower and Shea body cream, I would smoke it).

7 comments:

crdrue said...

good call on firefox. i will be boycotting kindle-like devices for the next 50 years. what would I load into boxes each time I move without books?

Anonymous said...

Depeche Mode? I see them as more of a Duran Duran-y kind of group, way more mainstream and pop-y than DM. Plus they're missing all the religious references of DM. I can totally see The Killers sailing on a yacht, Brandon Flowers signing his little heart out on the pointy part that sticks out over the water. :o) Although it does look like Anton Corbijn does TK's videos, they're kinda weird.
Spoken like a true child of the 80s, no? lol!
G

Anonymous said...

btw, Are we Human or are we Dancer? Wtf?
:o)
G

Sarah Beedoo said...

SEE?! Do I love it or hate it? I should hate that, yes? It's artistically defensible but vaguely lazy. Or lazily vague. I think some of their songs are Duran-ny, but they have enough of the punk influence to have the lasting power of Depeche Mode, whom I still love.

Anonymous said...

I'm giddy because DM has a new album coming out, which means.... a tour!! Dave Gahan is liquid sex onstage. Mmmmm! If you have never seen them, I highly recommend it! Your life will never be the same!
G
ps My secret code word I have to type is "thead". Yep, all I want to do is put "shi" in front of it! :o)

Mamaclsn said...

You have hit it on the head there...you can't smell the Kindle. You can't hear the pages crinkle, you can't snuggle with machinery. You can't use a bookmark. I would feel like I was cheating.

Also: Strawberry Lemonade and Lemongrass Sage. You know who is dead to me? Bath and Bodyworks.

Sarah D said...

i enjoy the killers.
and i shouldn't.