July 17, 2008

'Crazy' Train Just 'Cheesed Off'

The story of Ozzie biting the head off a bat always made me queasy. Even at the height of performance euphoria, I doubt I’d be wild enough to be able to bite the head off, say, a spider. Maybe a bee, if it started something. And I'd probably need a cash incentive.

At this moment, I would bite the head off any living thing you put in front of me, for free, dead sober, with the madness of a thousand Rasputins burning in my eyes. Because Ozzie wasn’t crazy. He was trying to track a package at the US Postal Service.

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