June 26, 2007

Why I'm Never Rested on Tuesdays

Oh, Simon Schama, you magnificent bitch.

How I have missed your tongue-not-so-in-cheek commentaries on the royals, Churchill, and now these eight artists joined together as "part of this craft of exhilarating trouble." How can I sleep when you offer clipped, hissing detractions of Caravaggio's David and Goliath ("offered with dirty fingernails; no thanks") as a desperate re-enactor chomps and sweats his way through the scenery?

My fluffy, tactless Briton of late night PBS: if loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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