May 09, 2007

Bran in Pocket

[shameless, lighter-calorie cover of Brass in Pocket
c. Chrissie Hynde and James Honeyman-Scott. ]

Got bran in my pocket
Got yogurt gotta eat it
Intestines, feel my intention?
I see you, see you, see you noticed

Got motion?
Land O’ Goshen
Been dining green and leafy
My colon, there’s no appeasing
(Really hope you, hope you, hope you don’t notice)

(Chorus):
Gonna eat my carbs
Gonna eat my eggs
Gonna eat my veg
Gonna eat my Boca
Gonna eat my fiber-r-rr
Gonna take my my my vitamiiiiins!

Go running, five times a week
Got achy, sad feet
Shorts, bikini, I'm looking at you
And you better, better, better notice

(Chorus):
Gonna work my arms
Gonna work my legs
Gonna work my abs
Gonna buff my shoulders
Gonna run for hour-r-rrs
Gonna match my my my imagination

'Cause I really want to be
A cover shot on Shape magazine
Going on vacation, gotta look good naked
Gonna get that hot beach attention

Give it to me

OK, it’s no Crunchy Granola Suite, but I think we can all agree that’s a good thing.

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